About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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