My hand turned me down
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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