i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
