What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
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