This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Randomize
