You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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