There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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