so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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