fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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