i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Randomize
