This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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