At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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