So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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