So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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