i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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