I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Why are your pants in the freezer?
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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