Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
handjob tips. give me some.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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