ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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