Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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