Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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