Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
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