I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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