What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
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