I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
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Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
It's blow job season.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
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