I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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