I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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