That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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