i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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