So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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