I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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