So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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