i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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