i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
