And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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