we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
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