Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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