No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
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