normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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