i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
