I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I would fuck him just for his dog
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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