susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I have tasted many bathrooms
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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