I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Randomize