i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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