But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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