Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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