all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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