I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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