his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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