I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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