At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
There was a lot of him and a little penis
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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