Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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