I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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