So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I love you. Go after that dick
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Randomize
