I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
The beer is more important than you right now.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
