I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
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