I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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