Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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