i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
