i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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